Upstairs Asleep // Unisex Tee

If I were you, I'd personally check every bulb. If you need any help, I'll be upstairs asleep.

The original unisex poly-blend shirt for a true vintage feel. This is literally the SOFTEST shirt you will ever find. Perfect for anything from watching Christmas Vacation (obviously) to bumming around the house to hitting the beach/slopes to adding character and personality under a jacket or blazer.

Designed and Printed in Minnesota.  Free U.S. shipping for all orders! 

A portion of the profits from this and every item we sell goes to Cancer Research. Learn more here.

Fit Details: Our tees are a unisex style built on a Men's retail sizing. They are slightly slim-fitting because of the vintage poly-blend fabric, which has a tendency to be a little grabby in certain places. In my opinion (this is Mark, by the way), I find them to be perfectly accurate to the size I order in all of my other clothes, except when I've eaten three too-many helpings of Thanksgiving stuffing and/or an extra large eggnog (out of my Marty Moose mug, of course). So it depends a bit on how tight or loose you like your shirts. For women, given the slimmer fitting nature, we suggest just going down a single size from your typical clothing size (e.g. if you normally wear a Women's Medium, order a Small in these tees). Either way, don't forget we have totally free returns and exchanges, so we'll get you the right fit one way or the other!