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Upstairs Asleep // Unisex Tri-blend

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If I were you, I'd personally check every bulb. If you need any help, I'll be upstairs asleep.

The original unisex tri-blend shirt for a true vintage feel. This is literally the SOFTEST shirt you will ever find. Perfect for anything from watching Christmas Vacation (obviously) to bumming around the house to hitting the beach/slopes to adding character and personality under a jacket or blazer.

Designed and Printed in Minnesota.  Free U.S. shipping for all orders! 

A portion of the profits from this and every item we sell goes to Cancer Research. Learn more here.

Fit Details: Our tees are a unisex style built on a Men's retail sizing. They are slightly slim-fitting because of the vintage tri-blend fabric, which has a tendency to be a little grabby in certain places. In my opinion (this is Mark, by the way), I find them to be perfectly accurate to the size I order in all of my other clothes, except when I've eaten three too-many helpings of Thanksgiving stuffing and/or an extra large eggnog (out of my Marty Moose mug, of course). So it depends a bit on how tight or loose you like your shirts. For women, given the slimmer fitting nature, we suggest just going down a single size from your typical clothing size (e.g. if you normally wear a Women's Medium, order a Small in these tees). Either way, don't forget we have totally free returns and exchanges, so we'll get you the right fit one way or the other!

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WOMEN

S M L XL XXL
Bust 32-34" 34-36" 36-38" 39-40" 41-43"
Waist 25-27" 27-29" 29-31" 31-33" 34-36"
Hip 36-38" 38-40" 40-42" 42-44" 44-46"
Length 25.25" 26" 26.75" 27.5" 28.25"
Sleeve 7.75" 8.25" 8.75" 9.5" 10.25

 

MEN

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Chest 36-38" 39-41" 42-44" 45-47" 48-50" 51-53" 54-55"

Waist

28-30 31-33" 34-36" 37-39" 40-42" 43-45" 46-48"

Length

28.75" 29.75" 30.75" 31.75" 32.75" 33" 34"

Sleeve

8" 8.25" 8.5" 8.75" 9" 9.25" 9.5"