Merry Christmas; Merry Christmas; Merry Christmas; Merry Christmas;
Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass.
The original unisex tri-blend shirt for a true vintage feel. This is literally the SOFTEST shirt you will ever find. Perfect for anything from watching Christmas Vacation (obviously) to bumming around the house to hitting the beach to adding character and personality under a jacket or blazer.
Designed and Printed in Minnesota. Free U.S. shipping for all orders!
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A portion of the profits from this and every item we sell goes to Cancer Research. Learn more here.
Fit Details: Our tees are a unisex style built on a Men's retail sizing. They are slightly slim-fitting because of the vintage tri-blend fabric, which has a tendency to be a little grabby in certain places. In my opinion (this is Mark, by the way), I find them to be perfectly accurate to the size I order in all of my other clothes, except when I've eaten three too-many helpings of Thanksgiving stuffing and/or an extra large eggnog (out of my Marty Moose mug, of course). So it depends a bit on how tight or loose you like your shirts. For women, given the slimmer fitting nature, we suggest just going down a single size from your typical clothing size (e.g. if you normally wear a Women's Medium, order a Small in these tees). Either way, don't forget we have totally free returns and exchanges, so we'll get you the right fit one way or the other!